Gonna buy me a steel umbrella
'Cause things ain't going too well
I go to bed thinking I'm in heaven
When I wake up I'm in hell
Take my dog for his morning walk
Shit am I glad he can't talk
Sooner or later it all comes back to me
You can bet on this If it can happen
It'll happen to me
(It'll happen to me)
Bet on this, if it can happen
Every time it happens
Why does it happen to me
Gonna buy me some more insurance
This asphalt surfin's getting to me
Accidents are an everyday occurrence
If there's a God, He's laughing at me
Might as well be the invisible man
See my footprints sinkin' in the quicksand
Sooner or later it all comes back to me
Bet on this
If it can happen
(It'll happen to me)
Bet on this, if it can happen
Everytime it happens
Why does it happen to me
Bet on this If it can happen
(Buy me a steel umbrella)
It'll happen to me
Bet on this
(No doubt in my mind) |