Monologue by Ike Willis
Rico! Youngblood! Wake up!
Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess!
They need us out there!
We've got some cleaning up to do
especially when it comes to
THIS GUY...
Get those sport coats on with the big lapels...
They're back they're fashionable again!
Okay let's look at some mug-sheets
of the suspects from the 80's...
ADMIRAL POINDEXTER!
Get back on Felix The Cat where you belong!
Get the damn pipe out of your mouth!
You're history, you're gone!
OLIVER NORTH!
No more "Secret Government" for you, buddy!
You're over! you're trough!
BILL CASEY!
You're dead!
BUSH!
You're still a wimp
I'm sorry you're history!
DEAVER! NOFZIGER!
You're crooks! Book 'em Dan-o!
Dan-o? How'd he get in the show?
Get outta here!
REAGAN!
You're asleep! Wake up!
The country's in a mess!
You're history anyway, buddy
You're meat you're trough!
You're vapor you're baloney without the mayo!
You're outta here, buddy
In fact, it's Robin Leach!
"I don't know why..."
Hey, fellas take me to the bridge!
I want it now!
Rico! Youngblood!
Let's get outta here!
It's all over |